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    5 Year Veteran 500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts Armarti's Avatar
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    Making Toys like a Motherfucker - The Guide ??? [image heavy okay]

    Some people like my toys. So I'm gonna tell you how to make them. Okay so

    USEFUL SHIT YO;

    Top Hat 1


    Skully Cap 1


    Glasses 17 & 28



    OKAY SO LET'S DO IT

    FUCKING CIGARETTE;;;;

    1. buy fucking top hat 2

    2. change that shit to your jaw bone



    3. move that shit somewhere where you can twerk it



    fucking boom

    4. stretch the top of that shit out



    5. thin out each side like this shit to make a long cylinder that resembles alvaro_armartis dick





    6. move and rotate that shit so it gets in your mouth.



    7. now because this cigarette is fucking phat i'm gonna thin it out some more



    8. make it a bit shorter if its too long



    9. act like e-thug

    10. ur all done

    BANDANA/SCARF LOOKIN SHIT;;;;

    1. get fucking skully cap 1, no need to change bone cuz it's on yo spine



    2. rotate it so it's facing the same direction as you



    3. now rotate it on it's wtf axis so it's like this



    4. move that shit around your mouth so you look all e-thug



    5. scale it so it fits your skin right



    6. now that's fuckin e-thug, next toy



    EAR STUD;;;;

    1. get a top hat 1 and put that shit on your head bone. if you want a white piercing use top hat 2



    2. flatten that shit out like you did for the cigarette





    3. shrink the top down and rotate it so it's perpendicular to your fuckin head



    4. move that shit into place



    5. edit it to your liking



    6. now you look fuckin gay, gratz



    SILENCER SO YOU CAN BE LIKE HITMAN;;;;

    1. get a top hat 2, put that shit on your right hand



    2. rotate it so it looks good, like facing the same direction as your pistolito



    3. shrink it down like a baby dick



    4. position & rotate it some more





    5. now ur hitman ok



    6. act like hitman e-thug with piercing cigarette bandana and silenced pistol




    LOTS MORE SHIT TO MAKE, USE YOUR IMAGINATION







    Last edited by Flux; 16th May 2014 at 02:08 PM. Reason: Images no longer exist.

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    6 Year Veteran 500 Posts500 Posts TariQQ's Avatar
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    Fucking crazy, thanks Adulio!

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    5 Year Veteran 500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts Armarti's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TariQQ View Post
    Fucking crazy, thanks Adulio!
    No problem man.

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    Lol I knew you'd make this. 10/10 for epicness but 1/10 for proper English. Nice job

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    5 Year Veteran 500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts500 Posts Armarti's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by John_Wahl View Post
    Lol I knew you'd make this. 10/10 for epicness but 1/10 for proper English. Nice job
    I'll have you know I'm a sophisticated and very much literate person.

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    I LOL'ed. "Gratz. You're fucking gay now."

    Nice tutorial anyways. I didin't know the one about silenced-gun, earings and cigarette. It did really help me, thanks man.

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    use hat as suppressor fucking GENIUS





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    tode sterk pls
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    Okay, your the man.
    I'll be back.

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    I thought of an idea for a fake C4 switch.

    Btw, this thread would be beyond useless if SARP had more toys like a real cigar or real piercings, lmfao.



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    I like the Cigarette..
    Them cant handle me swag in paintball
    "Live your life to the fullest even if it kills you"

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    Nice cigar and silencer, only thing left now is to make some smoke come out of those.

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    Wooow its awesome !
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    this is amazing made for peoples who dont know how to use toys (alot of peoples) 9/10
    huh

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    Fuuuckin' DOPE man thank you...
    Gone.


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    sorry somthing bugged so i double posted , i edit this to this :d , sorry
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    nice one broski
    *Die besten Gedanken kommen allzeit hinterdrein*

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    Your'e shit look's good, the silencer one though is over the top. I like the cigarette one and.. what's up with all that muthafuckin' gay stuff you were talking about? lol.

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    Where's my dildo in the head? :o
    Hating me from across the country does absolutely nothing to me.

    But I bet it fucks up your day... doesn't it?

    Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    Aye. I just made them and they look cool. Thank you really much Armarti mate.
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